Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

colomagrate

When you’re spun out on the American legal system and crack-cocaine in a Facebook shitposting group chat talking about what it’s like to be black in America and you need to create adversity where it doesn’t exist so you make up words to sound educated

Shuai: *rips a huge hit of rock off a broken stem*

Also Shuai: I’ve called the cops on each and every one of you. I’m tired of racism and paedophilia and how vvhite ppl will always colomagrate

Tyler: what does colomagrate mean? I’ve looked it up and can’t find the definition

Wyatt: lol gotemmm

by PawgPatrol🐶 March 7, 2023

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian cold

Symptoms similar to that of a cold. More specifically, the congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge. Which causes a terrible sore throat.

Oh god, I feel like absolute sh*** I’ve woke up with a Colombian Cold from all that Yayo last night.

by VDawgWhitDaHog July 22, 2023

colombana

An Italian stallion who doesn’t give a shit about who you are

Fuggetaboutit it I’m a colombana

by Fuggetaboutit May 13, 2023