Skip to main content

contiguous

1. 2 things beside one another
2. A lack of sex, 2 bodies close in proximity but no fun.
She and the hobo were contiguous on Monday at that date place with the candles.
by pseudo synapse April 17, 2009
mugGet the contiguous mug.

contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started
Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.
by gues582482 December 18, 2012
mugGet the contingency mug.

Centipede Horse

A mythological horse demon which haunts the entire Northern United States. Legend depicts it as being long and snakelike, with the head of a horse and one hundred legs.

It is rarely seen, as it only moves at night. The only sign of it's movement is the sound of an entire heard of horses galloping.
Person 1: "Did you hear horses galloping outside last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I didn't think there where horses around here?"
Person 3: "It was probably the Centipede Horse."
by Wrenn Amethyst March 1, 2011
mugGet the Centipede Horse mug.

centipenis

a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length
dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind
dude 1: you tell me!!!
by Teran Bergeron July 5, 2007
mugGet the centipenis mug.

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.
The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.
by kris takahashi April 24, 2009
mugGet the contimental drift mug.

slut perfect continuous

Had Jo only done one of them would have made her slut-perfect, but to have birthed an entire clan of orangutans, and then to make all of them take up the service industry, truly earns her the credit of being slut perfect continuous.
by samrat June 20, 2007
mugGet the slut perfect continuous mug.

coctis erectis

The term used to describe a stiffy
under its proper kingdom and phylus and species. Its come to replace the commonly used schhwiing!!! as added to the collective consciousness by Wayne's World.
My coctis erectis
by shitter friend October 5, 2003
mugGet the coctis erectis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email