Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.

"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".

by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009

Colbert-wich

A sandwich that Stephen Colbert ate on his show, Colbert Report. It consists of two pringle chips with whipped cream in between them, similar to a sandwich.

John: "I sure could go for a snack"

Paul: "Why don't you make yourself a Colbert-wich?"

by Cam Bam the Man March 31, 2010

Coomer Humor

coomer humor is not very very good sources of comedy, the ones who like this humor are losers and college men who should get a job and a life.
People who post this shit should be put in therapy or be killed in countries like Afghanistan or Mexico.

Coomer Humor Poster: *wastes all of his Chad energy on putting less effort on a rule 34 video
Chad’s Comment: I think that this video is stupid and unfunny

A Geek’s comment: “I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE RULE 34 AND PORN BECAUSE YOULL LOVE IT”

by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 10, 2022

Coomera

A town similar to Nimbin but only worse. (The quality of drugs are higher in Nimbin), Also note that Coomera is wedged somewhere between Gold Coast and Brisbane and is somewhat small with a hopeless infrastructure. It is hope to species such as the dero, gang banger, drug dealer, and low life scum who have spent the last few years in jail. The government also finds coomera as a quality ground for public housing which, as you may guess is home to more deros.

Dude I was at coomera the other day and was shot at by a number of dero inbred scum.

I told you Harry, don't go to coomera any more unless you want to lose your internal organs for sale on the black market, or unless you want to get shot because your wallet contains more that Centerlink food vouchers.

Thanks man i will remember next time

by CRUSTYMCNUGGET March 16, 2008

Colder than a Viking dick

adj. When the ambient temperature is low enough to freeze a fjord.

Turn off the air conditioner, it's colder than a Viking dick in here!

by bllix January 16, 2011

Stephen Colbert

Hilarious host of the Colbert Report. Most people forget his full name, Dr. Sir Stephen Colbert, D.F.A

Next to Jon Stewart as the funniest comedians on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert shows America's true threat, BEARS!

by psychonirvanafan March 14, 2010

colbertosyndrum

Adjective: One who is suffering from a "Colbert Report" fanatic phase. They often boo at their T.V.'s when the "Colbert Report" does not win certain Emmy's at the Emmys.

Martin: Man, Johnny's been trippin over the Colbert Report.
Lucy: Yeah, hes got colbertosyndrum.

by Justin Flowers October 4, 2007