cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

clockslack

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

by Derek Watts January 30, 2009

cocksackenol

(Pronounced Cock-Sack-An-All) A pharmaceutical compound developed by Paul Reubens, also known as the infamous "Pee Wee Herman". This drug was developed mainly for fruitcakes or unsuspecting prison inmates. Mr Reubens reccomends using it as a suppository on unsuspecting young males between the ages of 12 and 73. His claim is that a good dose of cocksackenol is mandatory when symptoms are present. Symptoms include, being straight, fear of fruitcakes, extreme hate for Ricky Martin or George Michael. Also anyone who is gay would benefit from this wonder phallic.....oops i mean drug. Inmates in prison use it rather freely on fresh fish and do not follow proper dosing and usage guidelines reccommended by the PDR and the DSM iv.

That boy over there is dancing with Adam Fucking Lambert, wait till i give him a healthy amount of cocksackenol he will totally forget who adam lambert is after i dose his ASS up!.

by mikebirdlefthandAKAseanburke January 7, 2011

Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text

Burt you're a CockSlocker!

by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018

Cocksmack

The alienator aka Quweefer.. Thinks his shit doesn't stink and accusses you of doing what he is best at.... But doesn't know what he did so wrong.... Snatches kids..

"I don't know.... What did I do???" Says the cocksmack

by StarSmAsh April 29, 2021