CLUSTER FUCK

A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT EVEN SMOKEY THE BEAR COULD NOT PUT OUT

THE PATIENT CREATED A CLUSTER FUCK FOR THEIR FUTURE APPOINTMENTS.

by MASSIVEHEADACHE June 24, 2025

Knuckle Cluster

When you're in bed with your man and he lodges his entire fist into your cooch. he then squirms his hand around until he sees his knuckles through your belly. Once seen they instantly cum.

Ronald: Did you hear? Samantha got knuckle clustered by David
Arnold: Really?
Ronald: Yeah. She died mid-way and he sat there cumming. He soiled the bed sheets completely white
Arnold: Damn. It was good when I railed her ya'know?

by I'mAGlugGlugVacuum6900;) January 11, 2023

Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.

You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker

by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018

Clusterful

A defining cluster.

My class was so clusterful, it's not even funny. Motherfuckers didn't get one word I said.

by Atomic42 October 21, 2008

Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

nerd cluster

A dork-like nerd. A term to make fun of another person.

Wow, he is such a nerd cluster.

by Salsa03 April 9, 2022

cluster fuck

a job or situation where nothing seems to be finished and/or complete or Repaired. 2a gathering of situations or episodes in a short time all failing.

This entire job has been a total cluster fuck. Nothing's gone right!

by Cowboy W. Educated June 24, 2021