alarm clock

the act of waking up in the morring to the sound or smell of your own fart or shit

dude the alarm clock i had this morrning runied my bedsheets

by danti dicoreo September 18, 2013

Clock-Watcher

The non-yet legal adults in your school that sit there and watch the clock contently for the last 30 minutes of class.

Boy 1: I can't wait until class is done.
Boy2: K, Clock-Watcher

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Tony the Clock

The talking clock from Don't Hug me i'm Scared 2 and teaches about time.

Tony the Clock is a huge nerd.

by NekoAsh June 27, 2016

shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

by Harold Balzonya November 30, 2014

Sex Clock

Sex clock is a phase used when to have sex in early hours of the day

it could be 4pm "look its 11pm on the sex clock"

i see its 11pm on the Sex Clock, time for bed

by TobyGirl November 4, 2008

Orange Clock

The most artistic member of the Clock Crew, he's behind most of the pictures and the Clock Crew logo.

Animations include:
L , Hamburger Clock!!1 , ESKIMO CLOCK , H

Orange clock is awsome.

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

The Grandfather Clock

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.

Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12

by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010