Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? 

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff? by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

can u not 

showing that one needs to indeed not

Hey do you like my horizontal stripes?

'can u not'

can u not by LEANNACFUCKINGCALLAHAN December 2, 2013

can't be asked 

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

can't be asked by David Bean March 4, 2007

can i slytherin? 

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

can i slytherin? by TRSS December 5, 2016

Can I Borrow A Feeling? 

The awesome single of Kirk VanHouten from the TV show, the Simpsons.

"Can I borrow a Feeling?
Can you lend me a Jar of Love?
Hurtin' Hearts need some healing,
Take my hand with your glove of love."

Can I Borrow A Feeling? by Magnum TOKYO May 26, 2006

can have my babies 

The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones

Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"

can have my babies by Quint1990 October 4, 2015

can't even 

What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.

After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"

can't even by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015