Callean

- long and blond hair
- giant calves
- a pussy magnet
- stoner
-retarded
-funny
-raging alcoholic
- looks like shaggy from Scooby Doo

"Look at his sexy, giant calves, he is such a Callean ! " -hot girl
"If a person smokes a ton, is retarded, but also funny as hell at the same time, you can call him a Callean ! "- First Grade Teacher

by Snaggy Shaggy March 10, 2017

callery pear

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.

Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.

by Bicycleman May 31, 2017

Caley Jacobs

The most perfect girl that u will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and pretty, nice, and funny. Will roast u if u give her a reason too. She is extremely good at soccer/ futsal and is worth getting to know because every guy needs a girl like her in his life. Her favorite word is sweetie, and is totally worth getting to know. I'm sorry if u don't have one of these girls because they are amazing.

Caley Jacobs are always pretty

by Yager4 July 12, 2017

callystro

Callystro is a game-based learning startup from Mangalore, Co-founded by Sabina Jain, Rajeev Gopalakrishnan, Sampath Shetty and Sampath Menon in January 2012.

Working for Underprivileged Children.

Callystro!

by Lone Adavit July 3, 2017

Called it Good

Refer to "Called it Quits"

Looks like you Called it Good back then.

by Peytonic1983 January 18, 2018

Callesen

He is a greedy jewish bastard.

person1: oh no, i dropped my penny.
person2: let me help you look for it.
Callesen: you search is futile mortals, for I Callesen have already consumed thy penny.
person1 and 2: damn you Callesen, you greedy jewish bastard.

by Prut-smag January 22, 2019

Callea

Callea is the kindest most sweetest girl on the planet. She will amaze you with her sense of humour and will always improve your day. She tends to be random at times but she knows when to be serious. Callea is the type of person who will always be there for you and is always loyal. Callea also has the most beautiful smile in the world and the biggest heart

Wow, Callea is soo pretty

by DA REAL KRIMBZZZZ December 7, 2019