Target Cafe

A place inside Target Stores where people with manners of a slopped hogs go to order and eat food.Then after eating mess is just left behind,including food that Target does not sell.Shopping carts are used to block entire isles of tables so other Target Guests cannot get in or out of them.Children of Target Guests are allowed to scream and throw food,and also given permission to run their greasy fingers all over the windows.Over filled Icee drinks litter the countertops and floors

That Target Cafe looks like a fraternity food fight happened in there!It's so Targhetto!

by chmpbmxgirl May 30, 2015

hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017

e2 cafe

Now a cesspool of normies, unoriginal content creators, and cafe kindergartens, the e2 cafe is a miniforum on a game called 'transformice.' Its spark first lighted in 2015, where funny and original shitposts dwelled the cafe. Now, it is full of oversensitive fucks who either say something unfunny and unoriginal, or point out that something you said was unfunny.

Fuck the e2 cafe.

Hey bro have you ever been on the e2 cafe

"What's that?"

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by crazyfurpiss November 27, 2017

Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

by Jake binns April 13, 2020

hells cafe

one of the worlds best animation .if you don't believe me fuck your self

hells cafe an animation

by blahblah_radi May 16, 2020

covid cafe

your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.

where can i find a covid cafe near me?

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020