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Halley’s Comet

An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.
Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........
by Halley’scomet November 21, 2020
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Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet
Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .
by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023
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explosive balloon coitus

When a unicorn and giraffe spend the night.
If your looking for context here you should probably stop. (Explosive balloon coitus)
by TheWorstPartyIdeasEver March 4, 2023
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Oral Coitus

Man, last night I was about to have myself some coitus, but then she started giving me Oral Coitus with her fucking mouth.
by Bromosexual22 November 19, 2009
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Colitma

is the combination of fecal mater, seaman, and blood.
John was having anal sex with his girlfriend causing tearing to the inner anus which resulted in bleeding john proceeded to ejaculate into the anus when he pulled out his penis was coated in a thin layer of "colitma" (fecal mater, seaman,and blood)
by spencer plummer March 26, 2008
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coitie

The plural of coitus. An arousing group sex session in which males and femals preform acts of pleasure to one another.
Ryan, Alyssa, Jill And Derek had an intense coitie the other night.
by Alie Blue December 1, 2010
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comatize

The act of teaching students into a sleep state. To teach without engagement or retention.
She was such a stand and deliver teacher, that she comatized her students.
by jaegerma February 21, 2011
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