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Cloud Nine

A Cloud Nine is an easy way to be launched into a high euphoria. First, the person who is going to be cloud nined must flatten against a wall, and then bend over. After that, they must hyperventilate for 1 to 2 minutes. After hypervetilating, they suck in all air and hold their breath. After that, they once again go back against the wall with their breath held. A second person must then immediately cut off all blood and oxygen going to the brain, by placing their hands over the cloud niner's throat, as if they were choking the cloud niner. After this, the cloud niner should pass out for a few seconds and then awake. When the cloud niner awakes, they have little knowledge of anything around them and don't remember who the people are around them, no matter how good of friends they are with the people surrounding them. This usually sends the cloud niner into a shocked state. WARNING: This entry can not be held responsible for any cloud nine related injuries due to taking instruction from it, because I simply was told what it was like from a friend.
"After he he awoke from the Cloud Nine, he was terrified as to who was around him, and freaked out. With time, he regained full knowledge of his surroundings though.
by B.J. Samuels June 6, 2005
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Cloud Brain

The morning after a day of heavy weed smoking, where you can't focus on anything and your IQ drops 60 points.
Paul: Dude you drove the wrong way what were you thinking??
Danny: Sorry man I think I have cloud brain, I can't focus on anything.
by masterblanket March 28, 2015
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Cloud Chasing Competitions

Cloud chasing competitions are events where vape fanatics gather to speculate cloud chasers competing to exhale the biggest clouds using vape mods and rebuildable drip atomizers.
My friends go to cloud chasing competitions every weekend and sometimes compete to win bottles of e-juice or a new mod.
by longislandguy94 May 25, 2016
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Cloud puppy

You're dog is really sweet. Is it a cloud puppy?
by Cloudpuppy69 July 10, 2017
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Cloud sex

Cloud sex is when two individuals get high and have sex.
My gf and I got stoned af and had some cloud sex.
by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021
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Cloud girl

A girl who loves clouds. Seeing clouds just makes her happy. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT CLOUDS ARE BEAUTIFUL! :))
Dallis- “ I could just look at and admire clouds forever 🤩”

Random somebody- “you can tell she’s a cloud girl”
by DaPalace May 6, 2021
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Cloud busting

to overcome periods of depression or depressive thought; to be able to reframe negative or depressive thoughts into positive more joyful ones
Once I started cloud busting the depressive, dark and heavy clouds of thought I felt like a new happier person again!
by GoddessianQueen August 27, 2022
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