Kevin Christ

Also known as KO... Simply known as the best hockey payer ever to step foot on an ice surface. Hockey, dirtbiking, skiing, and ugly chicks is what he's about. But anything you say he'll one up.

Ryan: "Did you see that goal Crosby had last night?"
Kody: "Yeah! I was probly the greatest goal Iv ever seen"
Chids: "Oh yeah, well i can do that blindfolded while skating on my dick and shooting with my ears"
*every one walks away*
Anthony: "Whatta Kevin Christ"
Kody: " Yeah i hate him"

by PensA469 October 12, 2011

Brand New Jesus Christ

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.

Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"

by wseroyer April 15, 2009

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 17, 2005

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011

thighs of christ

n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus

Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.

by rodeoclown January 1, 2010

The Passion of the Christ

A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.

Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.

by Kyle February 19, 2005

jesus cunting christ

A wonderfully profane thing to yell when you are extremely angry, with an emphasis on the final word (as demonstrated in the example below).

Jesus cunting CHRIST, Tim!! Did you really have to go drop that giant 127 lb. anvil on my foot??

by tiny cheeseburger December 12, 2008