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CantStopLandon

CantStopLandon is a term used for a Blond Kid whom of which is named “Landon” It can be used as a cool nickname for that person. The term first used for the username from the YouTube account CantStopLandon owned by “Landon Jones”
Landon is awesome! You just CantStopLandon man!”
by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
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Major Census

A census enquiry by all the major governing bodies of the world It holds the statistical data of economic trends, goals, developments and means on the next coming era of mankind. Also refers to an unseen gaming entity AKA: Maj, whom inspires the online gaming community with his or her words. Some of the content which being is almost poetic.
1) The British government every few years does a "Major Census" on it's public and it's subjects. The system has been in use since the 13th century and is studied by elitist superpowers.

2) Doing a "Major Census" is related to an online glitch of disappearing into thin air / or going MIA, or is an indirect reference to the Doomsday book.

3) "SB Major Census" - watching from afar.
by Marquess Schimell October 15, 2006
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two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011
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Enrichment Center

A fancy way of saying Neurotoxin container
Did you just shove that aperture science thin we don’t know what it does into an aperture science emergency intelligence incinerator?

Good news, I figured out what that thing you just incinerated was. It was a morality core they put in me when I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
by Reichschancellor William April 21, 2021
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Micro Center

Founded in 1979, Columbus, Ohio by John Baker and Bill Bayne, Micro Center is the best, most magical, wonderful, and awe-inspiring place in the world. It has any piece of electronic hardware you could desire and simply entering a Micro Center could cause you to have a small brain aneurysm. Their product list consists primarily of parts and accessories to personal computers. A small list of products they carry is: CPUs, motherboards, graphics cards, power supplies, cases, CPU coolers, hardline water cooling kits, AIOs, memory, HDDs, SSDs, M.2s, cooling fans, PCIE expansion cards, computer mice, keyboards, headphones, speakers, desk mats, computer chairs, laptops, prebuilt desktops, and enough RGB hardware to hijack Christmas. All computer enthusiasts are required to experience a Micro Center at least once in their lives. Their prices somehow manage to rival those of online stores and simply browsing the shelves is entertainment within itself. They constantly give away free stuff like Bluetooth headphones and USB drives through their Insider Program (newsletter) and have 25 locations across 16 states. They unfortunately do not have any locations outside the United States and do not ship internationally but if you're visiting the United States and find yourself in-range of one of their locations, it's definitely worth the stop.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I'm going to Micro Center"

Guy 2: "HELL YEAH -- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET?"

Guy 1: "Probably a new mouse and graphics card, ray tracing looks epic"

Guy 2: "NICE -- SENT PICS"
by Randymations August 25, 2021
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The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.
assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center
by Free as a bird February 9, 2010
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do-it-yourself-centered

A term used to describe someone who insists upon making and repairing everything themselves, often to the detriment of their relations with others.
Janet: Today is our anniversary, but all Joe wants to do is stay home and tile the shower.

Janet's mom: Serves you right! You could have married Billy Ackerman, but noooo. You had to have someone handy. You should have listened to me when I warned you that he was do-it-yourself-centered.
by Empty D October 1, 2009
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