Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017

cementista

An artisan of cement, usually of Mediterranean descent.

Oh Luigi, you are a true cementista, truly worthy of wearing a knotted hanky; the smoothness and flatness of the 95Mpa concrete that covers your front-yard would impress the great Michaelangelo himself .

Ahhh Sergio, ability in the arts of cementista are magnificento, the grout work on your tiling makes the angels of the holy father weep.

by Beaker01 August 26, 2017

cementia

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

by ovsooner October 4, 2017

cememetery

The place where memes are buried when they die.

Looks like that meme emanated a short life. Nice its off to the cememetery.

by TwerkingSlothFetus December 4, 2017

CEME - NUST

CEME stands for College of Electrical & Mechanical Engineering which is one of the constituent colleges of NUST(National University of Sciences and Technology), The College of Electrical & Mechanical Engineering (E&ME) is the prime hub of engineering education in Pakistan, offering the best under-graduate and graduate programmes in the country. A place where every student wants to go and have fun.

Dude1: What's your biggest wish?
Dude2: I want to get admission in CEME - NUST
Dude1: Same here bruh!!

by emenant December 21, 2017

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018

CeMi

Ce Mi is a beautiful, hardworking girl. She is studious and at times quiet, but she never fails to light up a room full of people. Her quietness sometimes means that she can go unnoticed, but those who notice her are treated to her spectacular persona. Her rarity makes her even more special.

Girl 1: CeMi is so smart; she's always answering questions in class.
Girl 2: Well, duh. She's CeMi.

by YSTC March 2, 2019