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cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.
by tkover9000 November 23, 2014
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Houston Hump Blaster

A Hump Blaster is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place a small hole into their partner's scalp, then release their bowels blasting it into the hole created with a high pressure stream of shit. This forces the skin of the scalp to raise creating the appearance of a large hump that will draw attention.
Dude 1 : Whats wrong with your head?

Dude 2: The boss gave me a Houston Hump Blaster this morning.
by ButButButButIknow January 17, 2019
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asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster
damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas
by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005
mugGet the asster blastermug.

tokyo sand blaster

An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 11, 2010
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Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.
Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010
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artic bung blaster

When you insert the neck of a bottle of blue mouthwash up your ass and do a hand stand.
"hmm" George said to Steve...."minty freash"
by Monty April 1, 2005
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Hershey Blaster

While getting head, right before you cum, you turn around and shit in her face. then you procede to jack off on her chest.
"I gave her a nice hershey blaster last night, she swore that she would never call me again."
by Barnett Jones November 15, 2007
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