Red Beanie

When a girl who is on her period sits on your face while naked and receives cunningulus.

"That guy I met on Tinder was a freak! He let me give him a Red Beanie!"

by Dr. Moist October 13, 2017

vanilla beaning

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

by RyattBear December 12, 2017

Weenie beanie

A condom.

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick

by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

Meanie Beanie

Bakugo from MHA (he's a celeb so please approve)

Bakugo is scary. He's probs a meanie beanie.

by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021

Bangladeshi Beanie

The Bangladeshi beanie is the act of using one’s beanie cap to pick up their dog’s poop, as if it were a standard issue plastic waste bag found in any neighborhood park. Rather than disposing of it, however, the user places the beanie over their girlfriends head, covering her eyes before going down on her with a palm full of peanut butter. The user inconspicuously wipes some peanut butter on his girlfriends vagina, whistles for the dog, and sits on her chest. The user proceeds to masturbate onto the beanie as the dog laps up her peanut butter covered vagina.

Larry: bro! I gave my gf a Bangladeshi beanie last night.

Carl: what’s that?

Larry: I covered her head with a beanie filled with dog shit and beat off on her face while the dog ate her out.

Carl: didn’t she try to escape?

Larry: yeah but I was sitting on her chest!!

by Ghislaine Maxwell June 29, 2022

banina

A group sex act where a peeled banana is inserted into a woman's vagina (hence the name). A second, unpeeled banana is inserted into the anus, causing the woman to clench, squeezing the first banana out of her vagina. The banana is then eaten and enjoyed. In the midst of the anal clenching, the second banana is also ultimately squeezed, providing snack for the rest of the group sex party.

Ruthie, Brent and I did had a good time last night; we totally did a banina on some chick. It was delicious.

by clairedynamo August 21, 2010

banium

a device used to impale hallucinogenic aliens

i'll stab you with a hallucinogenic alien banium

by vulocity May 5, 2006