Beans and Gravy

What you shout after you've been texting a boy pretending to be a girl, and he gets excited.

You:Hi i'm called Hannah.
James: I love you so much Hannah.
You: Beans and Gravy!

Beans and Gravy by Beaner101786 May 18, 2010

Beans and Rice 

When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her

Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!

Beans and Rice by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017

Beans in a Can 

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

Beans in a Can by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013

Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!

Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!

Beans and Jeans by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015

beans and patties 

Rape

You're gonna get the beans and patties

beans and patties by Thegreatganjalord September 12, 2015

Beans and greens

Referring to a meal: a meal consisting of a type of bean and a vegetable in one supper.

"Aww, mom! We're having beans and greens today for dinner?! I hate black beans with celery!"

Beans and greens by o//o June 11, 2016

Beans & Cornbread 

means had a fight

Back in da day Jay beans & Cornbread wit Joe.

Beans & Cornbread by Allahatopia November 23, 2018