Battle Cats

The GIF explains it all

battle cats dude

by Pl3bber June 11, 2018

Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.

My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.

by jake4life July 23, 2012

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

Rat Battle

Involves multiple rats fighting usually in a free for all. On special occasions team ups are even possible. Usually gambling is present at such events.

Have you ever been to a Rat Battle? Their fucking Exhilarating!

by twhitiswrong April 5, 2012