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atheists

Satanists.

They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.

They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.
They also are under the misguided delusion that science is infallible.
by HELL AWAITS May 2, 2005
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atheist

"lets go cuss some christians out on our blog and make youtube videos about them since we are atheist.
by ghghghghghaaaa January 29, 2009
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atheist

The fool. Even a fool could know what a fool is. A fool is a very stupid,extremely dumb,and incredibly ignorant human being. As in `duh, what is reality?`
The fool knows not that he is a fool unless he reads Psalm 53.1 then he can find out from God himself what he is, which would be `the fool`
`There is no God says the fool in his heart.` Psalm 53.1 and there you have it, folks, from God himself. An atheist is `THE fool` not `a` fool, but `the` fool. A person actully singled out by God and called `the` fool for saying `there is no God` And that is what God calls him for saying such a thing.
The Bible is called `the Book`, so I guess you get the message here about the atheist being `the fool`.
by Atheist shunner January 27, 2007
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atheist

a person who needs to actually read the most amazing book, the bible. And until then just needs to shut up.
Atheist: God says that he made the world in 17 minutes

Smart person: Have you even read the bible.

Atheist: Well umm...I read the front title...

Smart person: Until you read it shut up
by aitbcitw November 21, 2011
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atheist

A person who has given up faith in religions or any high science, and relys on their 5 senses, basic instincts and material science to determine what they believe.
Side affects: -may not see a difference between humans and animals.
-May believe in survival of the fittest or other rules of nature.
-may not find a purpose in life, or believe in an afterlife.
Atheist: "Wait a second, its scientificly impossible to have a man in the clouds, therefore, God doesn't exist at all."
by Jerry J. October 11, 2005
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atheist

Something that a lot of people claim to be. However they don't seem to exist on a battlefield or in a hospital emergency room.
Dave was always claimed to be an atheist and how he did not believe in God until he nearly died in a violent mugging. When he was praying to God to spare his life.
by ericlebo May 9, 2011
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atheist

Someone who does not believe in a god, and always mentioning how Christians and other religious people have murdered many people throughout history (even though atheists have killed millions upon millions of more humans in just the 20th Century alone).
Sarah: Hey Greg, I'm an atheist; do you know how many people were killed in the name of God?

Greg: Well, those people weren't really Christians, because real Christians don't murder. However, do you know how many more millions of people were killed under atheistic rule?

Sarah: Errrrrrrr, um, dunno.

Greg: Interesting...
by ChaddyMan April 11, 2011
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