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Boston Accents

An amazing Call of Duty player... he's really good and makes videos on YouTube. His channel is XMX25X.
Guy 1: Yo man did you see Boston Accents newest video?
Guy 2: Hes INSANE at Call of Duty!
by SirMatthias September 9, 2012
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ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS

PORN THEATERS WHERE SEX IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.
How do these places stay in business as it is boring watching a porn movie without action but wait you can come over to my place as these home PORN will never be an ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS as we can get naked and not havre to be concerned about a SEX ACT SNITCH GAME of any sort.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 13, 2021
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Ascension Middle School

Ascension Middle and Elementary School is a school full of bullshit. BULLSHIT I TELL YOU! it costs 6 thousand dollars a year to go there, and you STILL have to pay for lunch while George Washington’s corpse (the gym teacher) rambles on about how she shared one ball with her 72 brothers and sisters. The teachers are homophobes and one divorced her husband because he was bisexual. They will see you with some black dyed hair and will lecture you until the stupid kid named fucking xyleigh will crack a rotten egg on your head and tear out a patch of your hair. The Ursuline sisters are shit. The last one we had was in 1987. Also the fact that for SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR, you still won’t be accommodated for being non religious. No Nancy Figglehorn the lunch lady, I don’t want to be in a church when I am Jewish. Just this year, they bought smartboards in place of all the perfectly fine whiteboards. The music teacher is annoying and one of them even locked a kid in a classroom for detention. they also would never give free lunch, even if a kid didn’t show up. It’s bad until you realize they were saving that kid. The spaghetti was crunchy on the outside, and WHO TOLD THEM CHEAP DEEP DISH WAS GOOD? it tastes, looks, and smells like a pile of shit. They didn’t even have effort to cook the mini waffles we sometimes got. The best thing they had was pizza sticks, just sticks with cheese inside. The janitors are the nicest people there.
Guy A: “My school really sucks. They make us eat oatmeal!”

Guy B: “Ascension Middle School is so much worse, they make us eat raw cranberries.”
by Ascension Is Homophobic July 28, 2022
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sudden accent syndrome

when someone you're talking to changes accent or dialect for no apparent reason a.k.a SAS
guy: Hola, it's me! como estas?

girl: Um, i thought you were French??

guy: uhm Oui! Bonjour...

girl: wow. you have sudden accent syndrome. what a loser.
by BDTn August 18, 2012
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british accent

The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.

The way the actual accent is spoken in england & ireland (DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). hey'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).

The other Celts are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well & artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).

Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.

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OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!

Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
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sex accent

Being able to tell what region or country someone's from by the sound of someone's sex noises.
My roommate was going to pound town on a Japanese chick last night. I could tell she was japanese by her sex accent.
by El Capitan Hefe October 20, 2022
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Waitrose Accent

An insult used to poke fun at the dialect and/ or accent of a middle to upper class individual, typically from the south of England.

The term ‘Waitrose accent’ derives from the UK supermarket chain Waitrose.
“The singer of Royal Blood patronised a crowd full of 15 year olds in a Waitrose accent”
by Lil.vindictive May 31, 2023
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