Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A mainstream "hard rock" duo consisting of an indie vocalist/bassist that sounds like an pop singer and a decent drummer. Instrumentally a good band, but vocals and mainstream fans would put proper rock fans off listening to them.
Critic: "Vocalist makes the band shit and mainstream fans start to become obsessed by them. He has a very light voice that is associated with pop music and doesn't fit in to the background instrumentals. Due to popular obsession, they have potential to be big."

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by SweatyShinpads May 16, 2014
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"Royal Blood" an archaic reference to the Illegitimate or Unwanted children of the British "upper classes".
Oh, the way that girl behaves, anyone would think she was Royal Blood.
by Huey Tank December 01, 2014
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