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recon armour

The best armor in halo 3 that only those badasses from bungie has. can be won if you beat them 2 vs 2 or by just getting them to like you.
guy1ha i beat you!!!
bungie dude uhh if you think you are getting recon armour think again biotch!!!!!
by dc of lv December 9, 2008
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Da Armory

da armory- a well-known stomping ground for 3/4 of the legendary group known as b.t.o.o.l. while many see this area as simply an indoor track, these 3 cunning fellows see it for what it truly is: a pussy palace. the amount of do-able females strutting their finely toned asses around da armory is refuckingdiculous. even a vetin could easily sleep with half of the females in the building in a 10 hour span. it is not unlike the b.t.o.o.l. members to stalk their prey before they pounce, and it is also not uncommon for them to get no response from some females. however, because there is so many "babes" around, it does not phase these fine young men, and they proceed to get unlimited amounts of phone numbers from girls ranging from 8-9.2 on a scale of 10.

one terrible deficit for these boys is that these girls often live millions of light years away, resulting in a long distance friendship as opposed to a hookup in many cases. this phenomenon is known as "gebhardt syndrome”. For information on the methods used by these lads, see “number game”
B.T.O.O.L. Member: Dude, Da Armory this weekend brah so pumped! Gonna get so much pussy!
Observational Bystander: Who the fuck are you kidding, you're just going to get a girls number and text her for a few weeks. Pussies.

Terry proceeds to eat the bystanders brain and innards.
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dirty Armon

PC technician leaving porn web history open on your desktop, after fixing your PC. Do to the client being vary rude
That rat bastard gave me the dirty Armon after I told him his mother was a whore
by FatNurdBigTits August 26, 2020
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Iron Man Armor

The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
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Armon Warren

He’s a gay person most likely too fake their own death
Armon Warren fakes his death so he won’t have too go too school
by Diamondhoes January 2, 2019
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white armor

fucking a girl in the ass and then pulling out and busting all over her back as if covering her with a suit of armor.
on new years, eddie gave molly white armor and she enjoyed every second of it.
by iloveanalsexalot December 14, 2008
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Plot Armor

aiga is plot armor. full stop.
by gumitasimp June 3, 2021
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