Altiero

Autistic, suprising and hung like a walrus. Don't just use him for his endowment, because he has much personal beauty and sensitivity to give. His tender personality has tendency to fall into the shadow of his giant, marble column of a phallus. I mean seriously, where did that thing come from?

Altiero seems seems super chill, we sh.... oh my god. what is that.

by dr pimple dick April 24, 2025

Altéism

Prejudice or hostility toward Nigeria’s alté subculture, characterized by bashing its alternative music, fashion, or nonconformist lifestyle, often due to conservative resistance or accusations of elitism.

Altéism shows up when people police how you dress, speak, or vibe — just because it’s different from the mainstream.

by bigsudo May 22, 2025

AltNiggaLiveLikeTrap

Someone who listens to a lot of trap music and is influenced by the culture(pack flipping) but internally they’re an alternative person, goth if applicable

I was in the bando in a croptop, my gun on my waist. I’m really an AltNiggaLiveLikeTrap

by michalmyers January 15, 2026

low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft

dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal

by otteb_hershelski May 10, 2011

high-altitude highlights

When you go from a place relatively close to sea level to a place of higher altitude, your:

1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).

2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)

"I came home from Colorado and my hair is way lighter, my skin is more tan, I can run a 4 minute mile, and drink 15 beers an hour!"

"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"

by Lets Winter March 30, 2013

Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".

Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.

by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015