Alabama ice pop

When your cousin pees into a condom and freezes it overnight and you cut the ends and share it with your sibling

It was really hot, so my sister and I had an Alabama ice pop

by Herpesbacon January 25, 2017

Alabama Fist Fest

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.

one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!

by alabamaking March 28, 2017

Alabama chewing nipples

Nipples so big that they actually sag by themselves.

I took a bitch home from the bar last night, got her bra off and to my surprise I found me some Alabama chewing nipples.

by Mark Martwat May 16, 2017

alabama mudjug

Where you are getting frisky with a female and you pack your lip full of dip and proceed to eat her out. In doing so, she gets a nicotine buzz.

I was eating my sister's box last night and I gave her the ol Alabama Mudjug to calm her nerves.

by shrimponakbarbie September 13, 2017

alabama sundae

Putting Ben & Jerry's Pistachio ice cream into someone's gaping butthole then licking it all clean.

Grandma's giving me an Alabama Sundae later...

by Kakseo October 1, 2017

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama Love Triangle

The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.

The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.

by Key&Peele January 13, 2018