Astoria

A town on the northern coast of Oregon that has nothing but old people, hippies, and rednecks. Is a tourist destination in the summer (the whole 2 days worth it gets a year), where the Goonies and some other movie scenes were filmed. Has a boring nightlife, and is about 90 miles north-west of Portland. Gets about 330 days of rain a year. Has a play thats run for 24+ years called Shanghaied in Astoria.

Damn, I wouldn't be caught dead living in Astoria.

by Honeybuns0903 October 28, 2008

Accordion God

To posess godlike powers with regards the playing of the accordion (the opposite of accordion monkey

'Martin White is an Accordion God'

by Ming the Merciless May 13, 2005

Accordion dick

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

by The dentist February 24, 2014

Acornhub

The best place to go to get HD Acorn pictures that are great for jacking off to,

Nothing like some good old Acornhub, I cant wait to get home and pull a wank to some acorns

by MGno November 19, 2018

Hollywood actors

Leftwing extremist assholes who want to replace our constitution with the UN's constitution which would take away every one of our rights and freedoms.

I hope every leftwing nutball actor and actress in Hollywood get's raped and killed by horny mountain gorillas.

by really fuckin fed up with rich people October 12, 2004

actortrap

actortrap: the feeling of being played upon or "set up" by fellow or other wise "acty" people because of a "wanting" something only you have, what this might be is uncertain, but it is wanted. It also happens with experiencing "new" people, all of a sudden they're there. It's exciting but wait!

For example:This might be a needing, having a huge appetite, a certain type of energy, it can be experienced in "knowing" your friends, you don't have to see them for the longest but that's okay, you know them, you do, nuff said.

"The herd is moving, god this feels like an actortrap."

"She will never stay! Hangfriend. Oh, actortrap."

"Wow! Actortrap? No, because she loves it!"

"Wretched women! What an actortrap! And(t) who's gonna clean this mess?"

by good attention September 3, 2013

Astoreolas

A woman with exceptional nipple hard on that is visible in Astoria, Queens.

I heard that chicks Astoreolas are as smooth as Tony Bennetts voice.

by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 10, 2009