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Atheist

1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.

2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."

Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 8, 2022
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A foolish prideful person who denies the obvious, because he wants to believe in chance.
Yeah, Tom is an atheist whose ego is so high, if he jumped from it to his IQ, he'd splatter like a watermelon.
by Phillip Wifarts July 29, 2022
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Someone who follows god's order!!
An atheist looked up "secret to succes" after drowing in his thoughts!!
by Chonese December 12, 2022
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An atheist refers to two positions:
1. The burden of proof is on those who believe in God
2. There has never been any proof that God exists.
"I am an Atheist because that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
by TigersAreAwesome December 15, 2022
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Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
by Hym Iam March 6, 2023
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damn that atheist is a retard
by nigga singh March 24, 2023
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Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.
Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
by IamBW May 16, 2023
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