assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)

wow he sure is assbent over that!

by Pinky x October 25, 2014

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

Assballs

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed

Aw Assballs I spilt it

by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016

assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal

You play TF2 like an assbag.

by Zbras November 15, 2016

assbigot

Having anal sex with a real jerk. It's not even that good, and he finishes while you are just a toy to him, void of feeling.

I had sex with an assbigot last night.
Laura! What did I tell you about hooking up with assholes?!?!

by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016

assbigot

Having anal sex with a real jerk. It's not even that good, and he finishes while you are just a toy to him, void of feeling.

I had sex with an assbigot last night.
Laura! What did I tell you about hooking up with assholes?!?!

by The British Bostonian November 15, 2016