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Asian Parents

utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.
Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!

You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!

F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.

You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?

F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.

You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!

F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!

You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!

POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009
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asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).
Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.
by Karenn December 9, 2008
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Asian Fail

Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
by The Goat Burner May 9, 2008
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Asian bar tan

Characteristic red face and neck that some Asian people get when drinking alcohol. The reason for this is not allergy, but because of a defective enzyme, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, which breaks down a byproduct of alcohol metabolism, acetaldehyde, into acetic acid. Thus, the acetaldehyde levels build up and cause the skin flushing, rapid heart rate, and sweating.
Look at that lightweight, Chan... he's only had one beer and he already has an Asian bar tan.
by Pete1018 May 26, 2007
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Asian Grip

Dude, she wields the asian grip. That pussy was sooo fucking tight! She went ninja on my cock!
by Eskem January 28, 2009
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