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ASAMFP

I need a confirmation from you ASAMFP!
by goatofcolors August 18, 2009
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asaptually

I know this muthafucka has my money because he's buying shit, he'd better run me MY coins asaptually!
by divalicious1 March 8, 2015
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sure as a pickle

Being 'sure as a pickle' means not being very sure at all. Using this phrase often gives a sense of false hope, as it sounds like an optimistic phrase while actually being quite pessimistic.

Pickles are very unsure organisms, as shown by their common trait of rolling around on tables. This behavior is caused by the existence of their many bumps, which bother them to no extent. They feel bad for each and every one of these bumps, which they must lie on and crush, no matter which way they roll. Thus, they must keep moving.

Nothing is ever less sure than a pickle.
Person 1: So, is our plan still on for tonight?
Person 2: Um, probably.
Person 1: You sure?
Person 2: I'm as sure as a pickle!
The next day...
Person 1: You didn't show up! What happened?
Person 2: I told you, I was as sure as a pickle, which is really not very sure at all.
by Rolls With Pickles August 4, 2009
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Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.
Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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Asal

According to Wikipedia, Asal may refer to a village in west central Yemen, the King of the Golden Pillars in Irish mythology, or a Portuguese wine grape, but perhaps best known for its association with a woman who is such a paragon of beauty that she attracts to herself a large male fan club, who witlessly heap praise upon her looks, even as she would often rather be recognized for her kindness or sense of humor.
Asal's inaccessibility makes me melancholy.
by StillGladIKissedHer March 19, 2011
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as a friend

Bullshit response you get from girls/guys when they reject you after asking them out, only to be left sitting on your couch watching the TV thinking "Wait... That doesn't even make sense..."
"She likes me...
As a friend
Shes loves me...
As a friend
Shes Crazy about me!!!
As a friend! As a friend!"
by Mr. Goblin face May 29, 2004
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as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.
Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.
by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003
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