Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!

Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!

by Sklzified May 9, 2019

slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

Ballsack on a sunny day

sweaty, saggy, smelly ballsack in the sun

This heat is going to turn me into a ballsack on a sunny day

by Jimmerson Feigelstein April 12, 2011

Rottweilers mouth on a hot day

A saggy, sweaty vagina. An axe wound in a gorilla's back if you will.

Lee - Check that swamp donkey out, bet she's got a right growler on her

Rick - Oh i fella, like a Rottweilers mouth on a hot day mate

by gorillarick December 7, 2011

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

National grab a tit day

On April 13th it’s national grab a tit day, it can be either a girl or a guys tit but it can only be one.

Hey it’s national grab a tit day! Cool man!

by Kapustka May 25, 2018

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

by Hypxrrr January 5, 2021