Homework

A form of torture that usually comes from teachers and parents. The torture is increased when the homework is the math or english type.

Teacher: SO DO PAGE 1-150 BY TOMORROW. IT IS ALL ALGEBRA STUFF. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, ASK ME
Class: groans
Me (talking to friend): shit, this teacher gives so fucking hard homework EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I WANNA DIEEEEEE

by mcdonaldsdelivery November 8, 2020

Homework

The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019

homework

H alf
O f

M y

E nergy

W asted

O n

R andom
K nowledge

homework stands for : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

by the missing sock in the wash November 4, 2019

Homework

A thing that teachers say will help you in the future because they're too lazy to try and teach in an interesting and memorable way. The only way to solve the problem is to be in a good school (like a democratic one), but good schools are rare.

Most teachers can't teach very well, so they give out homework

by SpasticMicrophone October 31, 2014

homework

An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.

The government should abolish homework.

by hioagnvuhsbora September 3, 2016

Homework

Something you should probably be doing right now.

MOM: do your homework and stop looking on Urban Dictionary!!

by Boyyyyyyyyyy November 14, 2016