Crush

A person that makes you feel horny--HAPPY! I meant happy! They can either be your first love or CRUSH your heart, your self confidence, and give you depression for a few months.

Friend: "So who's your crush."
Me:" Well I do think your mom is pretty sexy."
Friend: "What the fuck??"

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

School

Hell on Earth.

Classmate: "Go to hell"
Me: "I'm already there"

School

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

Something

Something is nothing, but nothing is definitely something.

Brian: Something is nothing, but nothing is definitely something.
Sam: Boy if you don't get yo...!

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

20st Century Memes

bruh wocky slush 21 scary noises bruh bruh bruh get free wifi anywhere you goooo!!!!

20st Century Memes are stupid asf but hey they're funny.

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 16, 2021

Neylan

The person who is always there but nobody notices.

Person: Neylan? Never heard of them.
Neylan: ;(

by FriedNapkinsOfficial March 31, 2019

Homework

The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.

Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019

Friends

A friend is something that you don't have.

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏

by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 26, 2019