A new type of enemy prophesized to be added in the game Destiny 2 when it reaches the climax of its story. Often associated with pictures of wet birds on shitposting subreddits.
Person 1: did you see that new Destiny 2 leak? It says we're getting a new enemy class!
Person 2: that shit is obviously fake, WTF even is a Zorpalod?!
Person 2: that shit is obviously fake, WTF even is a Zorpalod?!
by WD-39 August 27, 2022
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by Mariyaaahhhhhhh xx October 14, 2018
Get the Zora mug.A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.
The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.
-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
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-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
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by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008
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Get the zorian mug.The greatest Argonian ever. He is a bit of a fayg but that doesn't stop him. He gets curb stomped every once in a while but he'll bounce back (his Histskin helps with that). He is often arrested without committing any crime. He's such a minority that way. His sentences are served entirely through the course of one nap. He wishes he would get a cell buddy but he's too much of a fayg for that to happen. He enjoys pickpocketing the emperor and well armed guards. When a fight begins he runs away using only monkey style kung fu. He can live under water but they don't really want him there either. Bottom line is that one day he'll kill a lot of dragons and become a god. He can be spotted running around the woods looking like a barbarian. He'll be the one with no pants on.
Villager 1: "I just saw a fayg in the woods."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."
Villager 2: "Was he wearing pants?"
Villager 1: "No..."
Villager 2: "It was Zorafayg."
by amazingboy97 October 27, 2011
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My bitch was licking my gooch too hard, so as punishment, I hit dat hoe up with the Zarrabi Special.
by Aaron's Gooch June 18, 2016
Get the Zarrabi Special mug.Zarathustra (in Greek, Zoroaster) was a Persian prophet who at the age of 30 believed he had seen visions of God, whom he called Ahura Mazda, the creator of all that is good and who alone is worthy of worship. This was a departure from previous Indo-Persian polytheism, and Zarathustra has been termed the first non-biblical monotheist (though monotheism in Zoroastrianism never took on the absolute quality that it assumed in Judaism and Islam). Though there is disagreement among scholars as to exactly when and where Zarathustra lived, most agree that he lived in eastern Iran probably around the sixth century B.C.E.
Zoroastrian theology is strongly dualistic. In his visions, Zarathustra was taken up to heaven, where Ahura Mazda revealed that he had an opponent, Aura Mainyu, the spirit and promoter of evil. Ahura Mazda charged Zarathustra with the task of inviting all human beings to choose between him (good) and Aura Mainyu (evil). Consequently, Zoroastrianism is a highly ethical religion. Zarathustra taught that humans are free to choose between right and wrong, truth and lie, and light and dark, and that their acts, words, and thoughts would affect their lives after death. He was thus the first to promote a belief in two heavenly judgments: of the individual soul right after death and of all humankind after a general resurrection. His ideas of heaven, hell, and the resurrection of the body profoundly influenced Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Later Zoroastrianism conceived of an opposition between body and soul, though there was no suggestion in its theology that the body was evil and the soul was good. A wandering preacher from Mesopotamia named Mani developed those theories into an extreme form of dualism called Manichaeism.
The Zoroastrian "Avesta" ("Book of the Law") is a fragmentary collection of sacred writings divided into: liturgical works with hymns ascribed to Zarathustra; invocations and rituals to be used at festivals; hymns of praise; and spells against demons and prescriptions for purification. Compiled over many centuries, the Avesta was not completed until Persia's Sassanid dynasty (226-641 C.E.).
Zoroastrianism all but disappeared in Persia after the Muslim invasion of 637 C.E. Only about 10,000 survive in remote villages in Iran, but over the centuries many sought religious freedom in India.
Zoroastrian theology is strongly dualistic. In his visions, Zarathustra was taken up to heaven, where Ahura Mazda revealed that he had an opponent, Aura Mainyu, the spirit and promoter of evil. Ahura Mazda charged Zarathustra with the task of inviting all human beings to choose between him (good) and Aura Mainyu (evil). Consequently, Zoroastrianism is a highly ethical religion. Zarathustra taught that humans are free to choose between right and wrong, truth and lie, and light and dark, and that their acts, words, and thoughts would affect their lives after death. He was thus the first to promote a belief in two heavenly judgments: of the individual soul right after death and of all humankind after a general resurrection. His ideas of heaven, hell, and the resurrection of the body profoundly influenced Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Later Zoroastrianism conceived of an opposition between body and soul, though there was no suggestion in its theology that the body was evil and the soul was good. A wandering preacher from Mesopotamia named Mani developed those theories into an extreme form of dualism called Manichaeism.
The Zoroastrian "Avesta" ("Book of the Law") is a fragmentary collection of sacred writings divided into: liturgical works with hymns ascribed to Zarathustra; invocations and rituals to be used at festivals; hymns of praise; and spells against demons and prescriptions for purification. Compiled over many centuries, the Avesta was not completed until Persia's Sassanid dynasty (226-641 C.E.).
Zoroastrianism all but disappeared in Persia after the Muslim invasion of 637 C.E. Only about 10,000 survive in remote villages in Iran, but over the centuries many sought religious freedom in India.
(BTNH)yo who the fuck are they (CTONN) oh them they are zoroasters (BTNH) What the fuck (CTONN) I know
by BTNH February 4, 2005
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