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Zoink your noodle 

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
Zoink your noodle by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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Zoink disease 

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
Zoink disease by rpetersen May 29, 2019

zoink and pork 

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.
zoink and pork by zachizzo January 10, 2005

Zoink Kid 

The black sheep of the family or the “special person” out the friend group who other think wont be much of as a kid because of their weirdness but end up becoming the most successful out of the family/group. Tends to get bullied or having to defend themselves to others opinions. Usually has a talent of some sort that nobody appreciates.
“You been grown since a zoink kid” - Mahlleh “Zoink Kid” song 2019
Zoink Kid by Zoinkid November 23, 2021

Zoink Kid 

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings
“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid
Zoink Kid by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".
- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse
Zoink's curse by TJumper4 December 9, 2024