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Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams

“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight
by ChocolateThunderCheeks April 16, 2019
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Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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Zoosexual

Random excuse to normalize raping animals in the LGBT community.
Spoilers: it's not gonna happen
person A: I'm zoosexual

everyone with a working brain: Piss off animal rapist
by CrungleChugger97 November 8, 2021
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zoosk whoare

a male or female that spends most of their time on zoosk or similar internet dating sites looking for prospective shags. u meet them they seem lovely then u never hear from them again yet theyre status is always ' recently online' they are blatently chatting to 50 plus people and possibly fucking more than 10 at same time ... slag!!!
kim is a zoosk whoare i fucked him then he never spoke to me again...
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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Zelos Wilder

The 'pretty boy' Chosen of Tethe'alla. He is the misunderstood pervert of Tales of Symphonia. Zelos has many admirers, who he calls his 'hunnies'. He is very flamboyant, to the point that some people think he's gay with Lloyd. Which isn't true, but it is in question by many fanfic writers.

In reality, his peversion and narcissim only stems from the hardships Zelos has faced when he was younger.

Do you want to find out more? Too bad! I'm too lazy to countinue!
Zelos Wilder, he's so HOT!

Zelos is in love with Kratos, NOT Lloyd!
by Kurai Na September 7, 2008
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Zelos Wilder

A strapping man in his early twenties who walks like a pirate and speaks like a womanizer. He is clad in a pink vest, black undershirt and always wears his trusty speedo under his clothes.
He loves women so much, he pays regular visits to each of his hunnies houses. Often, he has to sneak back into Meltokio through the sewers.

His walk is often described as walking like an old school pimp. He holds his pelvis out and talks awkward steps. In battle, he also spins while holding his sword into an enemy to attack.

Zelos may be the emoest person in Tales of Symphonia. His life was hard, his mother died, he thinks he took away his sisters happiness and he betrayed his best friend. He only admits how truly sad he is after his death, were his emoness is unlocked into a beautiful flowing rapid of emotions. It is at this time when all of the people in the party realize that they loved him.

He is also very obsessed with melons. He likes to eat them. And om nom om on over 9000 melons a day.
Zelos Wilder loves Papa Bear.
MELONS?
No, Zelos Wilder has seen more melons than a fruit stand.
by Puddingpu December 22, 2009
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Zesoos

word used as a reaction. Similar to Jesus.
Zesoos, I wanna smoke
Mane I got an exam tomorrow, Zesoos
Zesoos, Shmesh?
by shnekmane April 8, 2019
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