zip zapper

zip-zap-er -usually a honda or acura but can be any car. always 2004 or older....usually is cheap and has a large muffler and sounds like complete trash and looks similar to a spaceship with an extra large wing on the back and sub woofers so big it blows windows out...yet there is more rust than car..and no one who is cool would drive it.

guy1-hey man there goes Allaby!...guy2- ya bro he is dope as shit and is definitely not a zip zapper...

by Drama pfaff April 24, 2011

Oklahoma Zapper

A sexual act involving a male performing cunnilingus on a female, before inserting his penis in an active light socket, shocking them both.

Oh, I gave Stacy the ‘ol Oklahoma Zapper last night, she came but all I got were third degree burns all over my dick

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

bug zapper

a term used to describe a girl whose pussy is so stanky that if a bug were to land on it, it would die instantly

Jon: Bob, did you go home with that gorilla looking girl last night?
Bob: Yea man. Fuckin' took it down.
Jon: Ohhhh Bob you put your dick in that bug zapper?

by Crispy13 January 22, 2009

zit zapper

Someone who enjoys popping zits. Their own zits, their friends zits, or even a strangers zits.

Barry: Dude I have this killer zit on my back and I can't reach it!

Yolanda: Oh, you should ask Anne to get that for you. She's a zit zapper!

by zitqueenleah October 30, 2007

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

thug zapper

A taser

Officer Hendricks, in addition to his 9mm Beretta, was issued handcuffs, a baton, and a thug zapper by his department.

by Shawn in ATL May 23, 2016

Dukey Zapper

After you've been eating her ass for a while, so it's good and moist, touch her butthole with a 9V battery

"she took the battery out of my smoke detector just so she could get a Dukey Zapper"

by BadBadger July 28, 2018