The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.
Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!
by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005
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When the Zombie apocalypse came Jimmy chose lumpy mashed potato as his primary means of defence; a Zomberfluous choice of weaponry.
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Get the zaberously mug.Zamberlan, coming from the Italian boot company of the same name. Typically an Italian-American that has rejected his or her heritage and tries to eschew as many ethnic stereotypes as possible, often to the detriment of his/her character/identity.
He won't even eat spaghetti. He's such a zamberlan.
I know you're a total zamberlan, but watch The Sopranos, it's really good!
Zamberlans make me sick; they all think they're wasps.
I tried speaking Italian to a zamberlan but he just looked at me.
I know you're a total zamberlan, but watch The Sopranos, it's really good!
Zamberlans make me sick; they all think they're wasps.
I tried speaking Italian to a zamberlan but he just looked at me.
by Girlhood Idol September 13, 2009
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His wife was a typical zameera, he thought he was very luckyuntil he realised that a zameera wife means he had to be on his toes and be prepared for her tamper tantrums, she has a very short temper.
by Ejay Ndin August 6, 2015
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