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WolfenStorm 

He was found by the Lumbee people in 1587 with a bloodied and swollen head. It was purported that he had tripped and hit his head on a rock, and as a result he was unable to recall his identity or his past.

He was only a young child, so the Lumbee people took care of him as one of their own. Having no recollection of his identity, the Lumbee people called him Wopposhaumosh, which translated into White. It took him no time at all to understand their language, and he adopted their customs as though he was one of them.

When he came of age, he went on a vision quest. He had been sitting in a circle for two days without food or water when a howling jarred him from a trance. A strange wolfish creature crashed through the underbrush and rushed at him. Frightened, White jumped up. The huge wolf jumped into the air, but it was unable to touch the man. It was then that White realized he was floating high above the ground. Disturbed by this revelation, he fell to the earth. The wolf's jaws clamped over his arm, and White yelled. Moments later a bolt of lightning came crashing down upon the beast, and White lost consciousness.

The next day White returned to the village. He was feverish and his people did all they could to heal the inflammation on his arm. Eventually, the fever broke and he recovered.

The night of the next full moon it was discovered that White was something all together different. He transformed before the villager's eyes, and became a beast known as a werewolf. He did not harm anyone. Instead, he ran off, howling at the moon, while a wild tempest raged around him.

Every full moon the villagers noticed how drastically the weather changed when White changed. They gave him a new name because he was a new person. It translated into WolfenStorm.

As time passed, WolfenStorm learned that he could control the weather in his human form. It was only in his lycanthrope form that he had no control of how his emotions affected the weather.

The years went by, and WolfenStorm remained untouched by the passing of time. He did not age due to the immortality granted to him through lycanthropy. When his friends died, he took to the wilderness. He found an abandoned cave and made it his home. There he explored his psionic abilities and eventually he even controlled his lycanthropy. No longer did he change during the full moon if he did not wish to do so.

Occasionally, WolfenStorm would return to civilization for a short period of time. He was an extrospective observer during these times, preferring to remain a safe distance away from others. To keep himself busy he wrote short stories and novels under various pseudonyms through the years.
Mary had always wanted to meet the were-mutant known as WolfenStorm.
WolfenStorm by Roy Ott December 12, 2008
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Wolfenstein 3D

Wolfenstein 3D (often incorrectly credited as the first, first person shooter) is an FPS game for DOS computers created by ID, who are the creators of DOOM, as well Quake, and even FPS games before wolfenstein.

The game consists of fighting nazis, mutants, dogs (or giant rats in the crappy nintendo version) and several larger boss enemies, including Hitler and Hans Grosse.

The game is extremely historically accurate as well.
I am playing wolfenstein 3D blasting away nazis with a chaingun, woot.

Beyond Castle Wolfenstein 

1) The second in the Wolfenstein game series. Came out for the Apple 2 and the Commodore 64. You have to leave a bomb outside of Adolf Hitlers room. And you also have to avoid Nazi's.
2) See Castle Wolfenstein
Castle Wolfenstein, Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein

wolfenbarger

Lazy,slow,always late,not on time
the bbq is at 3 tell matt 1 cause he will wolfenbarger it
wolfenbarger by kdiggyut July 2, 2008

Wolfenstein(v) 

To kill or utterly destroy a large group of enemies with an extreme overabundance of weapons and items, including throwing knives to the head, poison, stabs to the neck or back, kicks to the chest, shoves off of high ledges, multiple headshots, artillery, panzer rockets, flames, dynamite, mines, construction pliers, airstrikes, or even slamming a door into someone's chest.

Wolfensteining a group of enemies requires that every kill be performed using a different method
Wolfenstein(v): This amazing action cannot be explained or described, only perceived or performed.
Wolfenstein(v) by W:ET:NQ July 1, 2009

Wolfenstien 

uhh dude, this game was called Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was also another pathetic attempt at recreating one of the first and most successful attempts at making a very plain and entertaining game from nothingness.
slaps the blasphemor
j' yo fool, your their lingo aint got the chives n chippies needed to lactate on these streets, go back to tinseltown prairy puff.
dude with weird name' wolfenschneider flaffen stein, eier stumpfe.
j' ill pretend that never happened
Wolfenstien by J April 3, 2005

Wolfenstein 

The game that caused Fortnite,Halo and COD even though the game wasn't the first fps game (some weird ass tank and maze game for atari 2600) it was revolutionary.
fag: oi oi bruv woofcuck are gay do ceees:goo.
wolf3d player: you wouldn't have ''cs:goo'' without wolfenstein.
Wolfenstein by HugeBuldge June 16, 2019