Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Wompsta

Someone who constantly gets "Womped". Usually a hata or someone named Todd

Someone who say's something ridiculous or irrelevant

Someone who listens to JB music

The appropriate way to deal with a wompsta is to A) Stale Face them or B) Say "Womp" and move on to anew subjet

Antonym: Gansta

Girl: Cameron is such a Wompsta
Boy: Yeah I guess I am
Girl: You can be a gansta like me one day
Boy: I hope so, I hate being a Wompsta
Girl: Its ok Cameron or "Todd" Wompsta

by Gansta T. October 29, 2010

Humphers Wumphers

(Interjection) - orig.Greek - 1. An acknowledgement of renewed understanding brought about by some newfound information when one is at a loss for something to say.

Cyrus - What are you doing for spring break bro??

Nicky - Im debling my doullars whilst pounding my bladder!

Cyrus - Humphers wumphers

by Head of Word Making Council January 23, 2011

wumpery

A combination of cute, cuddly, bouncy, playful and light-hearted.

*Puppy playing with a toy* How wumpery!

by Wumpery February 14, 2018

Gully Wumpus

An affectionate term generally used between lovers. It has multiple meanings but is generally used when things are starting to get steamy. It can also be used as a pet name when speaking to a significant other. Chicks dig it.

"Babe, you're such a Gully Wumpus."

"Wow babe, that's so hot."

by regifium January 28, 2018

wimpster

One of those pseudo-feminist men who pay really good lip service to feminism but somehow manage to turn any discussion about womens issues into a discussion about men

A guy who pretends to be sensitive to women's issues in order to get ahead with women. Prone to wearing T-shirts that say things like, "Feminists Dig Me." Sex with a wimpster amounts to 2 minutes of random thrusting, 10 minutes of him weeping, then he falls asleep snoring.

Wimpster - one who convincingly feigns being a feminist only as a means of career / personal advancement?

Originally published in Bust Magazine.

Ian is such a wimpster. He hangs out at feminist rallies hoping to score.

by jonez June 27, 2005

wumpus

a thing which you hunt in a dark cave full of bats and bottomless pits, armed only with a couple arrows.

I loved playin' that old 1972 video game "Hunt The Wumpus"

by Kangus February 17, 2004