wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.

"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"

by NoSloots July 30, 2017

Wofty

Waste of fucking time. Something or someone that is a complete waste of your time.

Don’t listen to Ben, half of what he says is wofty.

by Yepyepyep May 14, 2018

wroetofreezy

the best friends and flatmates known as wroetoshaw and calfreezy
some people think they're secretly dating

they used to also live with callux but moved out early 2020

hey mate do you ship ksimon
nah mate im more of a wroetofreezy donny myself

by goldenfishboi December 17, 2020

Wrot

Something that is exceptionally good in any type of way. Similarly to the way "bad" is used inversely.

"That car meet was super wrot"

"This algebra 2 class is the wrottest class I've ever taken"

"Wow, did you see her? She was totally wrot"

by OliverTwist March 22, 2021

i wrote this song

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli

"Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?

Drum solo!

I have a head, that ends in a point
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point
This song is over, except for this line:
You win this round
Broccoli"
i wrote this song - patrick star

by CrypticMemory May 6, 2020

WOOFTITS

A joyful exclamation
A sense of excitement

A word of encouragement

WOOFTITS, I'm throwing down tonight!

by rothapuppy August 1, 2011

WOFTAM

Waste of fucking time and money

I went to see a speech by George W. Bush.
That was a woftam
.

by morack December 23, 2008