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Market Weighton

A town full of hard cunts who love to smoke shag shank which are the 3 words this small market town are built on.
What are those hard youths doing in the bus shelter.
I suggest you shut up because we are in Market Weighton you will be stabbed if they hear you talking like that.
by 100%notme April 25, 2019
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Dr. Wright

A native of Kentucky and graduate of the University of Kentucky, Carl Wright attended graduate school at the University of Georgia and did post-graduate work at Clemson University and Polytechnic University (in New York). He worked in industry for 20+ years but gave up that life to become a teacher at Calabasas High School. He has been teaching since 1999 and in 2010 was voted cutest teacher.

During his 10+ years of teaching, Dr. Wright has indulged himself in many various projects and inventions. His most famous, however, is the Do Now. And throughout the years, many students have tried to change it to Do Later, but Dr. Wright doesn't mind. He's that DGAF.
Dr. Wright: "Give the Do Now a try!"
Students: "It says Do Later!!"
Dr. Wright: "I don't give a fuck, turn up my Beatles CD."

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Spencer Gibbs Impersonation of Dr. Wright:

"dot dot dit dwut dwit dew dut
dewr do nows now
honestly and truly
it wouldn't be a holiday without an explosion"
FAIL.
by Dr. Bennett January 14, 2010
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Wright Smith Headache

The pain that originates in your ears and moves to that location right between your eyes and doesn't dissipate for several hours. It is due exclusively to the laughter of and/or the boistrous vocal stupidity of Wright B. Smith of the College of Wooster
Shit, the Patriots just won/lost, now the whole fucking second floor of Kenarden in going to get Wright Smith headaches
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David Wright

by Basmastic December 27, 2010
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Bonnie Wright

A British actress. Portrays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films. She doesn't really have that many lines in the films, however her character's involvement grows more beginning in Books 5-6.
Bonnie Wright is an awesome actress!
by artistchick November 12, 2006
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wright bros

the relationship between two wingmen in which they are each other’s wingman.

Note: not to be confused with Orville and Wilbur
You hooked me up, I hooked you up, we are officially wright bros.
by JesseMctestie May 19, 2011
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David Wright

Third baseman for the New York Mets. One of the best Mets to run the bases of Shea Stadium or Citi Field. He puts his heart and soul into his work and pays attention to his fans, unlike most of the Yankees. He's so many kids' heroes. He's outstanding all around: being a hard-working and amazing major league baseball player, having a fantastic personality, AND being gorgeous beyond all reason. He's someone the Yankees cry over. Every newspaper in the country uses "Wright" puns.
The day David Wright wears a Yankees uniform is the day Hell freezes over.
by ILOVETHEMETS July 17, 2010
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