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menus-and-water restaurant 

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.
While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!

Restaurant Box

The styrofoam box you order when you can't finish your meal at a restaurant.
Person: Aw man, I'm really full.
Waiter: Would you like a restaurant box to put your food in?
Person: Yes thank you.

chinese restaurant syndrome 

Also called monosodium glutamate symptom complex, is a collection of symptoms which may include headache, flushing, sweating, and a sensation of pressure in the mouth or face. It is commonly believed that monosodium glutamate (MSG) is the cause, but repeated scientific studies have shown no link.
Ever wondered what LFO meant when they sang, "Chinese food makes me sick" from their song "Summer Girls"?... well, now you know, its because of chinese restaurant syndrome!

Hotel & Restaurant Management 

A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"

Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"

Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"

Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."

Scottish Restaurant 

McDonald's.

Also Scottish Food, Scottish Cuisine.
If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!
Scottish Restaurant by evildave August 20, 2011