A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.
Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"
Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"
Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."
by Mojavis September 09, 2009
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

