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woomph

A woomph can be heard during the act of sexual intercourse. The woomph is so called due to the noise made when the penis expels compressed air from the vaginal chasm during and sometimes after penetrative sexual intercourse.

A woomph can also be referred to as the act of intercourse itself.

The woomph can be illustrated by clasping cupped palms together and forcing out air causing a vacuum situation, thus creating a one-man woomph.If you were to continually repeat this process you would literally be woomphing yourself.

The letter o in woomph can be extended to extenuate the noise or length produced. e.g Did you hear that wooooomph I just done honey?
oops! my vagina just made a woomph.
Me and the lady lover had a top woomphing session last night. She was really noisy!
Did you woomph that bird you went home with last night!
Woooooooomph! what a goal.
I have not had a woomph in ages and my balls are too big for my pants!
I am highly trained in the art of woomphing
by Kenny Chaos January 15, 2008
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Wormhole

When you eat a gummy worm out of your partners butt hole.
When you get home and your girl says"come get this wormhole."
by Duran Jackson January 20, 2018
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wormhole

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.
Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)
by dr_teeth June 1, 2006
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Wormhole

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.
I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!
by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011
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midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
by ughhhhh February 20, 2018
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womph

not quite motivation, more like huah
you're motivated to do it but the --- you need to actually do it isn't there.
i can't do that report right now. i find the topic intruiging but i lack womph.
by mousecrash February 10, 2009
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Wormhole

A huge gaping vagina that is overflowing with broccoli and family photos. It feeds off dead vampires and has a mind of its own and constantly queefs.
Sandy: Hey Mom, how was your day today?

Mom: Bad, my Wormhole tried to kill everyone at the office by queefing broccoli and your baby pictures.
by GodLovesJesusDontForget August 26, 2009
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