Wooner

A person who has gay tendencies and may or may not be gay. May or may not have many friends. Usually a Wooner eats too much ketchup. This person is usually denied by society.

He is such a Wooner, i will not talk to him because he is unpleasant and friendless.

by Nigel Wonner February 11, 2009

Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

Woonerf

A road style initially concocted in the minds of Japanese kamikaze pilots in an effort to provide the common pedestrian the opportunity to reach a pucker factor not ordinary to civilian life.

Whoaaaaa, I soiled my shorts and almost died trying to walk down the street, the genius who built this woonerf owes me a new pair of undies!

by Sig12 July 27, 2017

woofer

when someone has just done a really bad fart that smells of, but not limited to: broccoli, egg

Gordon has just done a woofer. Fucking stinks.

by oasislover94569349594546592345 June 21, 2020

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Woofer Moose

Aplies to a VERY ugly women who is out on the cop (out drinking to gain love and respect). Normally found amongst kind in seedy bars on a Friday night where the beer goggles have already been put on by the male clientele.

Also Moose is a Canadian speaker company who manufacture woofers.

'What the hell does shelook like????'
'Jeeze, what a woofer moose!'

'Your speakers are yay cool!,
'Yup, they're woofers from Moose.'

by Loopmeister August 8, 2006

woofery

(adj.) dog like in appearance or smell; a person who resembles ugly dog; describes an event that is not fun

(verb) woofin' ie. Amber was woofin' at that party

1. Dan: How was your sandwich?
Mike: I didn't eat it
Dan: Why not?
Mike: It smelled woof

2. Jenna: Ugh, that girl's face is soo dog like!
Sara: Yeah, she is really woofery looking.

by sketchy ninja August 16, 2009