Willowing

To hump/fuck the shit out of something in a furious manner.
Originally sighted whilst observing the family K9 "Williow" the shit out of it's friend humpy bear, however living creatures can also be "Willowed".

bro, call your f***** dog, it's willowing my leg.

by Ron Scott March 18, 2009

Windowned

What happens when, after returning to your computer from a break, you look at the screen (which is filled with a variety of different, open, working windows). And you know you were working on something, that these windows are all somehow linked to that project, but you cannot, for the life of you, remember what you were working on.

I had to pee, and then Doug texted me, and it's been 30 minutes. I'm totally windowned.

I think I'm getting old--even 5 minutes away from my computer and I'm windowned.

by simulatethis July 8, 2012

Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.

Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!

by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Windexing

A type of laugh that somewhat similar to the sound of a windex spray bottle

When I saw that tweet, I was windexing so hard.

by camdza_ February 21, 2017

winding

the ability to wind. the action of wind. the presence of wind coming towards or away from you. the annoyance of wind, be it cold or warm, but preferably cold. i made it when i was fucking cold at a fuck soccer game. Ok??!!

please stop fucking winding!!!

by kingoffuckers March 28, 2005

winding up

Just getting into the meat of the party/event, where everyone is a little buzzed, spirits are high and anything might happen. Opposite of winding down.

The party starts at 9, the first guests will start arriving around 10, and it should be winding up by 11:30 or so. So, we'll arrive at about 11:45.

by Ryan Self March 13, 2006