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john wilkes boof 

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer
Ok class who shot Lincoln ? John Wilkes Boof....
john wilkes boof by Pfunk July 12, 2017

pullin’ a Wilkes 

Usually used to describe overindulgent communications (i.e. texting) and unintentionally friend-zoning yourself. This is done by focusing on obsolete topics and leaving nothing to the imagination. This phrase was named after a novelist who resides just west of the Hudson..
He wouldn’t stop texting me essays about nonsense, he’s pullin’ a Wilkes..

piss willies  

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.
Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.
piss willies by A-Rice January 30, 2009

Wilkinsburg 

pron. n.; "We'll-kill-yins-burg"; a city in Pennsylvania, immediately outside of Pittsburgh's city limits. Known for being dangerously crime-infested. Has been repeatedly denied union with the City of Pittsburgh because of its awful reputation. Also has terrible public schools.
"I rode my bike through Wilkinsburg at noon and I thought I was gonna get mugged."
Wilkinsburg by Col. Hans Landa August 22, 2011
The popular Super Mario Maker 2 series in which Youtuber/Streamer "SimpleFlips" attempts to reach S-rank in the Versus mode of Super Mario Maker 2, often including breaks featuring games such as Tetris 99 and Wheel of Fortune. The usual time a Walkies episode is uploaded is around 8am-5pm CST on Wednesday.
*SimpleFlips posts a new Walkies episode
Viewer: FINALLY THE NEW WALKIES EPISODE, I'VE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE WEEK!
Walkies by Mynt1235 January 27, 2021

John Wilkes Booth

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.
i just john wilkes booth'd your mom
John Wilkes Booth by Drew Donald October 26, 2007