Shizer Wilhelm 

A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm

Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm

Shizer Wilhelm by Yonker April 20, 2008

Wilhelm 

A totally awesome man that loves God and is a great husband. He has overcome many battles over the years and finally came to meet the love of his life. He is smart, funny, sexy, and loving.

I love you Wilhelm

Wilhelm by Lilbopeepthatfoundhersheep February 17, 2021

Wilhelm 

Penis, best used with a mock german accent

{woman walks in all sexy}

Bill: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!
Bob: Ja i have ze boner
John: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...

Wilhelm by BlueAndroid August 12, 2014

whelmed 

When you're not overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. You're just neutral.

"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"

"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."

whelmed by Jinjus August 7, 2007

weezing wilhelme 

when the female swallows cum down the wrong tube and starts to weeze and cough out of controll getting the white residue all over the floor

omg this girl had a weezing wilhelme and i had to clean it up for an hour

weezing wilhelme by pimp101 March 21, 2008

wilhelm and simon 

soulmates, made for each other, gay asf

Hey there’s Wilhelm and Simon, the best boyfriends to ever exist.

wilhelm and simon by ralph836zfh July 4, 2021

Wilhelm Hyatt 

Someone who's lovely and caring. The best boyfriend I could ever ask for, an unexpected surprise that I didn't know will come to my life. The one who gave me courage to leave those who didn't choose me, because I know there's someone who will always does, and it's him. He's the person.

Hey Wilhelm Hyatt, do know that Venicia will always love you no matter what!

Wilhelm Hyatt by Venicia Lloyd December 26, 2022