whelmed

When you're not overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. You're just neutral.
"How are you, Ginger, my love, my dove, my fire?"

"Oh, fair strapping lad, I am whelmed, that is all."
by Jinjus August 07, 2007
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Mungulated

"Since playing with that chainsaw, my bloodied finger is mungulated!"

"Corinne has got the most horribly mungulated face!"
by Jinjus August 08, 2007
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