The Crane Wives

The best band of all time. An indie-folk band from Grand Rapids, Michigan, they describe themselves as "home grown indie-folk outfit from Grand Rapids, Michigan that defies musical stereotypes." Sounds kinda pretentious, but they're a great band.

My favorite song by The Crane Wives is Hollow Moon.

by Rennie22 October 6, 2020

ditch the wives

something the kids says when something is hip or cool.

‘yo jack look at that judge’s beard, it’s totally ditch the wives‘ - rudy

by filmfucker420 September 2, 2020

wierd

Used by people that cannot correctly spell the word "weird."

It's weird, you fucking idiots!

by 100 Snakes Defecating On Your Mom February 13, 2004

no wiper

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

waiver day

A day that has the power to cancel school and nobody really knows or cares why.

Guy #1: Did we have to finish that assignment for tomorrow?
Guy #2: No school tomorrow, it's waiver day.
Guy #1: what's that?
Guy #2: who cares.

by Confidante February 12, 2015

Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009

jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 21, 2013